It’s a bare minimum, this character trait As if being labelled it is something great I don’t understand, just how … More
Fella, geezer, bloke, dude, monikers of the male
Strong, stoic, breadwinner, a very different tale
Don’t cry, be tough, fighting, tumble be rough
Eat meat, potatoes, bread, lift weights, be buff
Are you a man? Upstanding? Showing the way?
Are you a man? Rising early, working all day
Your life is your fault. Be it good or bad
Your life is your fault, be it happy or sad
The way you react is yours to choose
Composure of mood, that’s yours to lose
Everyone has a mobile! Isn’t it great Talking all the time, catch up with a mate Call up your mum … More
The driver, grey matter, a computer upstairs
The governor, caretaker, looks after affairs
Persevere one’s existence, always alert
A nanny of sorts, avoiding all hurt
Those shoes aren’t right. What were you thinking?!
Match with that jacket? Gosh, you must be drinking
How much do you weigh? Is that not a lot?
No wonder those trousers barely fit your butt
You’re into whose music? Have you no taste?
How do you enjoy that? You’re a disgrace.
I’m very busy! You are? Doing what? Looks to me like you’re doing squat! I’m very busy! Always rushing around … More
It’s not a nice name, troll, troll, troll
Not flattering, nor friendly, not at all
Fail? I don’t think so, doesn’t really fit
It does not reflect my searing wit
The jolly japing, the funny asides
It all gentle ribbing, I tell no lies
I hate it when a poem doesn’t rhyme
It is such an utter waste of time
A collection of words and letters together
Artily composed but sounding no better
Highbrow mutterings, inviting thought
Random wittering that add up to naught