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They thought me a fool, a mad conspiracy theorist. But I having been saying it for decades now; everywhere she … More
So I must admit that I am a bit of a sheep; a conformist. My default colour is black – … More
When you get a follow and see it’s just another porn bot….
“So this is how it feels, this is so good! No wonder he is always sitting on his arse! I … More
How do you think?
“Commander! It’s gone! The ship has gone!”“Again?! They must know!” “I don’t think they do, though they seemed to have … More
Those shoes aren’t right. What were you thinking?!
Match with that jacket? Gosh, you must be drinking
How much do you weigh? Is that not a lot?
No wonder those trousers barely fit your butt
You’re into whose music? Have you no taste?
How do you enjoy that? You’re a disgrace.
Fifty years on the planet, travelled, read, watched, talked…..there’s still only one thing I’m sure of.
I’m very busy! You are? Doing what? Looks to me like you’re doing squat! I’m very busy! Always rushing around … More