“And she never ran off?” “No! She was right in front of me!” “And now she’s?” “Gone. She just disappeared!” … More
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They thought me a fool, a mad conspiracy theorist. But I having been saying it for decades now; everywhere she … More
So I must admit that I am a bit of a sheep; a conformist. My default colour is black – … More
When you get a follow and see it’s just another porn bot….
“So this is how it feels, this is so good! No wonder he is always sitting on his arse! I … More
How do you think?
“Commander! It’s gone! The ship has gone!”“Again?! They must know!” “I don’t think they do, though they seemed to have … More
Those shoes aren’t right. What were you thinking?!
Match with that jacket? Gosh, you must be drinking
How much do you weigh? Is that not a lot?
No wonder those trousers barely fit your butt
You’re into whose music? Have you no taste?
How do you enjoy that? You’re a disgrace.
Fifty years on the planet, travelled, read, watched, talked…..there’s still only one thing I’m sure of.